Plankton vs Cortex

poster made by Chris Carbery

written by Chris Carbery & Silent

beat produced by D-Maestro

Chris Carbery as Sheldon J. Plankton

Silent as Doctor Neo Cortex

Lyrics:

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CORTEX!

VERSUS!

PLANKTON!

BREAK IT DOWN!

Plankton:

After all of my years of plotting and scheming, I never clearly expect

to fight someone like you who always has the letter N on their forehead

Compared to how I went to college, you're barely even quite evil

Even if you’re ten times the size of earth, I can still squash you like a beetle!

If you try fito-ing Plankton, it's guaranteed that you'll "crash" and burn

I'm spitting verbal bullets like Pinstripe, better call up the Komondo Brothers

(Painty: Are you ready, kids?) GOOD! It's about time this guy teach his place

before he even goes into the Weenie Hut faster than his own Tag Team race

Cortex:

So they put me against this microscopic wannabe? Best to leave you in denial

with your Tiny brain Warped, then go back in time with N. Tropy and Dingodile

You're the one whose full of envy just as green as your skin color

While I found my niece, Nina, way better than your greedy enemy's daughter

Ever since that arguement from your school, you plan on those to bow before you

Well, rest assured that the fish hated you way much more than I hated bandicoots

I'm the real Creature from the Krusty Krab, just look what happened to Gary

And the only plot to the end of SpongeBob is Floater's Cemetery

Plankton:

Wrong answer, buddy! There's no way you'll compare yourself to me, yo

You're nothing like a mad scientist at all, even worse than Nitrus Brio!

I'll kick you out of the edge like Crash before someone would say HOOPLA

We need to find an enemy, but alas, he just ain't fit for MY kind of Wumpa

Cortex:

Do you need your cyber wife, Karen, to write these lines for you?

Because if so, then I suppose N. Gin should find you crazier than Ripper Roo

Your ego is pure Twinsanity that even made Madame Amberly feel despicable

No crystal and gems are needed to send you and Krabs to the Devil's Triangle

WHO WON THIS BATTLE?

THAT IS UP TO YOU!

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