Courage the Cowardly Dog vs Luigi's Mansion
Luigi:
Mamma mia, Cartoon Network just got more dark than I would think
Going up against an cowardly dog? What is this, the Mystery Inc.?
It's funny when it comes to talking dogs in cartoon history
I'll send you to the Dark Moon just like your mom and daddy
Each time you're more afraid than me, you're always left out from your place
And believe me, that makes you the bigger Chicken from Outer Space
You've been a very bad puppy, go to your doggy day care
E. Gadd proclaims "You're not perfect", ain't that such a nightmare?
Courage:
Haven't you heard? Ghostbusters are the first ones who came along
The dust bunnies are gone, but why does this plumber still got that vacuum on?
This ain't some Mario Party contest, but allow me to roll the dice?
Besides how E…
Invader Zim vs Usapyon
Usapyon:
Feels like I’m a-fixin’ to a hip-hop kinda fight and then win it, too
Of course, I wouldn’t mind taking down this Irken wannabe down like BBQ
You can’t even succeed in your home planet while I do my space duty lightly
I’m the Tallest, and you’re the shortest when it comes to been Almighty
No need for a Chicky Licky meal, try some fries before you “ketchup”
You ain’t enough to be my Faux, your ego is always Lil’, Kappa
Enough with them pants and notice how bad you’re acting
This fight is what I sound like when I’m the only one laughing
Invader Zim:
Prepare to meet your moosey fate into this vile, lyrical bargain!
Me, Zim, going up to a bunny version of Marvin the Martian?
This ain’t some Looney Tunes sketch, so I’ll make this clear like never…
Kim Possible vs Spy Kids
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Walls & Chris Carbery
beat produced by EDXBeats
"https://soundcloud.com/edx-beats/press-start"
Chris Carbery as Ron Stoppable
Jowin (Chris' mom) as Camen Cortex & Kim Possible
Walls as Juni Cortez
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
KIM POSSIBLE & RON STOPPABLE
VERSUS
CARMEN & JUNI CORTEZ!
BREAK IT DOWN
SPY KIDS:
Carmen: Are those the new spies? Oh wait, it’s just two fighting nerds
Juni: Come on! Are they always finding themselves absurd?
If you both don’t mind, you should get some better lives
And another thing, you barely even know your own rights
Carmen: No time for cheerleaders here, just stick to being stalkers
We shouldn’t have to be your rivals like Bonnie Rockwalker
Juni: You’re the real Drakken, Ronald, not just s…
The Grim Reaper vs Dracula
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Silent & Chris Carbery
beat produced by Beatg33kz
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFaWtHTahWk"
Chris Carbery as Grim & Dracula
Lyrics:
(Billy & Mandy intro)
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
DRACULA
VS
GRIM
BREAK IT DOWN!
Grim Reaper:
I don’t know how many monsters you send straight in your “hotel”
But alas, I most certainly had the most deadly lines to tell
You've had so many different incarnations, for as much as I see
that your name and past is practically and mentally more dead than me
No one wants to hear the “Zing” stuff, they all looked over Scary Godmother
I’ll leave you with my Underfist and my scythe, ya got that, brother?
You’re a pain in the neck, like how Adam Sandler made your dialogue
I know you don’t say Bleh Ble…
The Boss Baby vs Rugrats
poster made by Chris Carbery
written by Chris Carbery & Silent
beat produced by Tristan on the Track
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXV9YGh4X9Q "
Silent as Tommy Pickles
Jowin (Chris's mom) as Angelica Pickles
Chris Carbery as the Boss Baby
Lyrics:
CCARBE6062 RAP BATTLES!
THE BOSS BABY!
VERSUS!
TOMMY PICKLES!
BREAK IT DOWN!
Tommy Pickles:
I'm only 1 year old, and yet I'm still more All Grown Up than you
A baby dissing you is what a baby like me is gonna do
Face it, boy. I'm Ruthless and Toothless, so I'll Bald-win this fight!
Did you lost your rattle? Well, turns out it just doesn't fit you right
Look at yourself! You're just some weird-looking Stewie Griffin in a suit
One other thing, your plot is somehow even much worse than your attitude
I'm spitting ver…